Infant “Beep Beep” onesies are now available in the store.

That’s right, parents, now you can dress your brand-spanking-new kid up in style! Here’s the deal: the baby probably won’t care if it’s a cute frog or a Volkswagen on the front. After all, they’re only going to spit up all over it and you. BUT they might as well look sharp while doing so. You agree, oui? If so, click the Onesie to avoid shaming your child in its earthly nakedness, and clothe the li’l rascals in luxurious organic cotton swag. Beep beep!